This week in Mia

Mia: I have big holes in my nose.
Me: what are they called?
Mia: snarkles

Mia: why do I have this rash on my legs again?
Me: I don't know, maybe you have an allergy to something.
Mia:  I don't have any allergies to anything.
Me:  You are right.  Maybe it is just because it is cold outside.
Mia:  Yeah, I'll bet I'm allergic to winter.

Mia:  Those girls were laughing at that other girl.  They don't have a heart heavy with love like I do.

Mia: (after Rex shaved his big-ish beard) But Daddy, how will people recognize you at work?  They won't know who you are!  I know, you can just tell them all of your best famous jokes, then they'll know it is you.